Secretly I perve on my bike!
Do you ever look back at your bike and lovingly smile? Or catch a glimpse of it while your enjoying a latte after a morning ride and think 'Dam!"? You have a bike crush. Don't worry it's completely normal!
I hope you let your wife in the house and don't leave her in the shed, or out in the rain and I'm not sure how I'd feel if someone wiped the rain off me...I think it might be weird. It would really burn if you left flowers and chocolates on the handlebars.
LOL! I can just imagine you sneaking round on a coffee break, secretly picking up bikes
it surprises me just how damn good it looks.
but with my mountain bike,
the attraction is deeper than the surface
ANY HAPPINESS IS GOOD HAPINESS NOT SAD A BIT SCARY NOT SAD